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It’s funny. The answer sits there in front of you all, but you don’t get it. Let me spell it out for you.

~goslanen, NO ANGELS.

Think I’m safe for now. must update, you have right to know.

Matt sold us out. Brought it here. They said they could fix it, make it go away, but they just took us too. Matt must be dead. frank maybe too. Jason and Mara off somewhere, maybe with It, maybe with Them, don’t know. Just running. Have to keep running. Don’t listen to them. Jackson.

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Job

Wow, time does fly! The holidays are barely over, and we already have a job! Or had, maybe I should say, since we finished it last night. An old woman was convinced that her dog was haunting her, so we came right in to ease her fears, which of course were completely unfounded. Silly female! Usually we wait to release results, but this was open and shut. But, Frank says we need the monetary compensation, so we soldier on! At least we have the solace of a job well done. Until later!

Merry Christmas!

Seasons Greetings, everyone!

We hope you all have a exceptional Christmas, from all of us to you! To think, we have been together ¬†for four years now. Time really flies, doesn’t it?

So Overtly Serious

I am on a trip. I do not know when I will be back. But I will get much work done, I think. Please do not contact me, I will be fine. Everything is fine.

Book-keeping

Hey everybody, a few random issues to go over.

First off, we’re still on an indefinite hiatus when it comes to investigations. Jason still can’t get all the equipment working for some reason, even though I thought he fixed it. The cameras are technically “workIng”, but they won’t pick up anything but static.

Next, some of you noticed an issue with the site’s about page. I’ll fix that in a little bit, but first I’ve got to ask a question of my own. A lot of you are telling me that Matt’s name is missing from the team categories. All I can say about that is, who the hell is Matt? At first I thought you were just mis-spelling Mara’s name, but if that’s the case you’ve all got the same problem. Is there something you guys/gals need to tell us?

Finally, the elephant in the room: Yes, Jack is still pursuing the Slender-Man project, and I’m fine with it as long as he doesn’t take up my time about it. Pump him for questions all you want, nothing’s going to come of it anyway.

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