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Meet The Team

Good frigging grief. Guy tries to have a little fun around here and WATCH OUT! Boss Nazi’ll come through and make sure you are “working”. I don’t get paid enough for this crap.

I’ve got to write bios for the whole team now. Least I can do is have some fun with it, right? If this stupid “Punishment” of Frank’s actually works, I’ll just re-write it to be more professional, right?

We only have about 4 members who are permanently involved with Searching For Angels. By name they are:

Jason Carter – Yours truly. Like I said before, I’m the group’s tech specialist. I keep everything running smoothly, look out for jobs, and try to combine old junk into new gear when I can. I don’t get don’t see much field work, which is really a shame since I kick serious ectoplasmic rear. But hey, somebody has got to keep these numbskulls from breaking everything that requires more finesse than a bucket of holy water.

Frank Rustle –  Our oh-so-dedicated case manager. Frank is the only real drive behind Searching for Angels. We may give each other a hard time, but Frank and I have been friends since the 5th grade,  and don’t really hate each other half as much as we let on. It’s more of a subtle loathing, really.

Jackson Burr –  Our chief field investigator, and token skeptic. I don’t know how Frank ever convinced Jackson to join up with us, since he doesn’t believe in ghosts, or really much of anything. He styles himself as some sort of Agnostic-Stoic hybrid, the crux of which is that he just doesn’t care if there’s anything out there. Whenever you ask him why, he shoots back some douche-y Stephen King quote about “long-legged beasties”.  But, he’s good at what he does, and usually ends up uncovering a good 80% of the hoaxes we run up against. Oh, and he also has some sort of obsession with bugs.

Matt Smith – For all intents and purposes, our second in command. Matt is Frank’s brother in law, and seems to have been born with tragic condition of not possessing a back bone. Honestly, Matt is probably the reason I’m still doing the desk jobs around here, because he feels that I’m, “too rash for field work.” To be charitable, Matt is cautious. He always takes every precaution even when we are just looking into something that’s probably a bad mouse infestation. And maybe, just maybe, he’s saved our skin a couple times.  But only once or twice.

Well, that’s the team, at least the members that matter. Hopefully that’s good enough for you, Frank. Oh, and whoever e-mailed me this Marble Hornets show? Great stuff, thanks, I doubt I’ll be bored at the desk for a loooooooong time now, pansies 😛

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3 responses

  1. Nice try tough guy, I noticed you looking over your shoulder all day today after watching those videos. But hey, keep it up, I can’t wait to see you show up at work when you haven’t slept a wink.

    P.S. How about adding some more accounts for us on here? I feel like a frigging schizophrenic.

    ~Matt.

    September 27, 2010 at 12:26 am

  2. Jackson Burr

    It’s not an obsession. It is a serious, scientific field of study, unlike some of our other projects that I could name.

    October 2, 2010 at 3:54 pm

  3. Hey, see Matt? Jackson figured it out.

    ~Jason

    October 2, 2010 at 4:03 pm

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